In case you’re too dense to figure this out here is my disclaimer that I’m offensive. I don’t mean to offend anyone on here, everything I post is strictly my opinion, probably not fact and should be taken in jest because life is too short people and we might as well laugh about it.
- Got pinched by a coworker. Me: I have green underwear on! Coworker: I can't see it. Me: That's not fair, I have to wear a uniform. 23 hours ago
- Me: WWAD? Andrea: Wad Me: What would Andrea do? 23 hours ago
- Sat 7 seats away from Annette Bening. 2 days ago
- 2nd row dead center at the opera. #MeSoFancy https://t.co/YS1bSgk447 2 days ago
- Seriously, clowns. Just do a little googling before you post your fake news bullshit. 3 days ago