In case you’re too dense to figure this out here is my disclaimer that I’m offensive. I don’t mean to offend anyone on here, everything I post is strictly my opinion, probably not fact and should be taken in jest because life is too short people and we might as well laugh about it.
- Star Wars o'clock! 1 day ago
- Coworker: It's hotter than the Devil's dick in here. 1 day ago
- Ugh some crazy lady just totally Mystery Science Theatered the whole movie I just saw by herself. 2 days ago
- Is it just me or does Playa Vista have like a Stepford Wives/Truman Show vibe to it? Even the birds are creepy. https://t.co/LGcfimD2sy 2 days ago
- When you get to work and your office is way too hot & they didn't kick the crazy guest out even though we were sold… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2 days ago